Fuck Circuit City

So I live right behind Circuit City. If you have never had the pleasure of living near a place like Circuit City, or Best Buy, lemme give an example of what to expect. Baseline. Constantly. Wallthumping stupid hip hop baseline. All the goddamn time. I get home from work and immediately lay down to take a nap. I work from 4:30 in the morning until I get done. 4:30 isn't a natural time for a human to be awake, so naturally i'm tired. So I get home to take a nap, and if i'm lucky, so stupid waste of a good fuck just got their car out from the shop in the back of Circuit City were they added 80 tons of speakers and other shit into a 83 Datsun Pickup with Inlaid Gold Flake Pinstriping on a Purple Sea of paint. Now the idiot wants to see if Aliens on Jupiter know how big his cock is by blaring his unholy crap excuse for music as loud as he can. I seriously hope his eardrums explode one day. Usually they have a music festival on Saturday so all the idiots in town can come show off their dick-mobiles. The one thing I do love, is how when I call the police, they don't bust up the party, they park 3 or 4 officers on different exit routes to ticket the morons who peel out and take off down the street at a high rate of speed. God I hate those people.

300

I really can't wait to see this movie. I'm convinced that Gerard Butler is a fantastic actor, though I admit that I've only seen him in The Phantom of the Opera. I love movies about historical battles, and hope they got it as accurate as possible. In the meantime, i'll be playing some more World of Warcraft, where you can find me on the Lightninghoof Server under the names Daegoth or Korgoth. No, Korgoth isn't named for that lame cartoon character. I had it first when Everquest came out. They copied me, the fuckers. What else is new? Valentine's Day. What a load of crap. I celebrate my wife every day of the year. I'm not gonna save it all up for one day. No, I didn't get her shit this year. I'm gonna give her a rose tomorrow, and dinner on Friday probably. Oh well, i'm a mean bastard.

The Family Fucking Circus

Alright. My first post and it's a rant. I was talking to this annoying, mustached girl from work about comics in the San Angelo Standard times and was shocked to find out that while my favorite comic lately has been either Non-Sequitor, Dilbert, and Get Fuzzy, her favorite has always been The Family Circus. The rest are there to take up space. What's the matter with The Family Circus? First off, lemme clear the air. I'm a married father of two so I know what it's like to be a parent. I can understand that sometimes in parenting, there are hilarious moments and cute moments. None of those can be seen in TFC. Jeffy getting run over by Dolly when she accidently backs Daddy's car out of the drive-way would be funny. I'm a bit sick in the head, i'll admit. But I think it would be funny. What I don't find funny is the massive over use of kids using puns and misunderstanding the meaning of normal words. Today's was Jeffy riding a tricycle and saying, Disney made a movie about cars, when are they gonna make a movie about trikes. Please tell me what's funny about that? Sometimes I wish I could draw so I could make a family circus cartoon I'd like to see. It'd be something like Petey holding a grenade pin in his hand and his brother's playing keep away from Dolly with live hand grenade. I hate TFC so much I have to read it first. That way I don't have to worry about accidently reading it and leaving me in a bad mood for the rest of the day. I either end up on Dilbert or Get Fuzzy. Those always make me laugh. Fuckin TFC.